I tried to figure out the EFSF again (the European Financial Stability Facility) and, once again, my brain exploded.
I can't figure out if this Rube Goldbergian mother of all securitization schemes is:
(a) a way to secretly print a whole bunch of euros behind door #24 while everyone is distracted by the elephant and monkey show in Exhibition Room C.
(b) a clever new way of shunting tail-risk into a vehicle that, when it fails, will send fireworks high into the night sky as the eurozone spectacularly implodes.
(c) a way of handing out 1,000 gold-plated pigs when there are only 10 gold-plated pigs in the warehouse, vague promises of 990 more gold-plated pigs, and a whole lot of securitization in between.
(d) a full-employment act for structured finance professionals on the continent.
(e) some combination of the above.
Or add your own speculation below. Because, in this Brave New World of Structured Finance, we're obviously beyond the point where an entity (say the IMF) simply extends a loan to some country (or countries) in fiscal straits.
Here's some more commentary on this bewildering high-finance thingamabobby:
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